See, the problem with living half the world away from some of your friends is that you don't want to post their birthday wishes too early, but it's awfully hard not to post them too late. Obviously, this would all be solved if we had those awesome instant transportation devices, with which we could just be at the appropriate friend's place at the most (in)appropriate time, gift them with cookies and cake and prezzies, and then just warp back to World 6-4 and take on Bowser again our actual domiciles... read more
