http://www.bizbag.com/Tips%20for%20Teens/Tips%20for%20Teens.htm Including the following bits: -Should your political opinions be at extreme variance with those of your parents, keep in mind that while it is indeed your constitutional right to express these sentiments verbally, it is unseemly to do so with your mouth full–particularly when it is full of the oppressor's standing rib roast. -The teen years are fraught with any number of hazards, but none so perilous as that which manifests itself... read more