So I had this creeper teacher in sixth year who was absolutely obsesses with the birds and the bees to the point she went into detail about her first time and showed us what clevage was by groping herself and doing meditations with our buttocks muscles... special... but now she teaches in Kindergarten where my mum is an aide. On Hallowe'en, the kids were talking about zombies, and Mrs. Swerdna* pipes up and says, "Zombies are what you become when you don't get enough sex- I mean sleep!" FAIL!... read more
