And in another episode of "ha ha... life creeps me out a small little bit sometimes," a distinctly unpopular series you have the misfortune to be reading: M has a Fairly Uninteresting Coincidental Conversation In the Gym! I nickname people. For example, there is Walrus Man. He lumbers into the room with a big plastic sack full of things he crunches very loudly in his mouth. I believe they are normal vegetables like carrots and cucumbers, but in my mind they are raw potatoes, small blocks of granite... read more