...or not. Recent evidence suggests that teams who play in red are allowed to 1) score multiple goals by fouling the opposition or standing 9826627 yards offside, 2) kick, stamp, elbow, and shove opponents with impunity, 3) swear incessantly at referees, and 4) employ players and managers who generally behave like the most pitiful excuses for human beings since Graham Poll. Ah, UEFA and FA, I salute you for once again surpassing my expectations of unmitigated hypocrisy, bias, and utter lack of respect... read more