I would smother your mother for a nap right now

They keep scheduling these early-as-hell conference calls and I keep having to attend. Another one on Wednesday. Yay. Saturday was watching Michigan lose again, playing the Left 4 Dead demo, a run to the library/bakery/beer store circuit, and then heading up onto our roof for sweeping and gutter cleaning. During the rain storm last week, I noticed that both ends of one gutter were overflowing and the debris in there was pretty thick. I got all of the collected moss and leaves and decomposing crud... read more

When I was trying my hardest to nap so I could stay up all night, Kippy wandered into the bedroom. She leapt onto my back (I was lying on my stomach), and rolled around to get comfortable. Okay, that's eight extra pounds to lift while I breathe, but I can handle it. A while later, she caaaasually reached down one paw. And covered my nose. As I was on my stomach, the other side of my nose was smushed against the pillow. So I couldn't breathe. I tilted my head up. (Would hate to disturb her, you know...

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Title: And They All Lived Happily Ever After Author: Emerald Embers Rating: PG12 Warnings: Bad language and sexual references Pairings: Sam/Dean Wordcount: 1599 Prompt: November 9th - Supernatural: Sam/Dean; wing fic - "This would be easier if we weren't ten freaking inches tall!" Dean wasn't sure exactly how this had happened, though he knew full well the fairies were to blame, but he was fairly certain Sam was angry with him on account of their current situation. Fairly certain...

Disclaimer: I tried digging a hole to Sora’s bedroom to kidnap him. I ended up at Riku’s. And that’s why I’m currently in a full body cast. Author’s Notes: I absolutely adore all of you! I never would have guessed that you’d like this fic so much! I read my reviews and get warm and fuzzy inside, especially since I recognize some of my reviewers as authors that I love. Secondly, I’m sorry that this chapter is a little shorter than I had hoped. I had originally planned to make it a bit longer, but...

Computer problems recently have piled up my writings on me. But just in time for Halloween – it's some more 30K, complete with none other than Maria Noches! :D Title: Meet The Parents, part 3 Author/Artist: Amethyst Hunter Pairing: Ban/Akabane Fandom: Get Backers Theme: #23 – “candy” Rating: R (m/m, language) Warnings/Spoilers: Minor spoilers for the history between Ban and Maria Noches; also spoilers for the manga ending. Notes: This veers into AU territory as it references events from the manga...