So I turned on the live feed of Eurovision. OMG. This is soooo much better than American Idol. And by "better" I mean much, much more ridiculously insane. There were scary guys in leather and PIRATES and guys dressed like angels and a golf cart and guitar hero man and freaking ICE SKATES! And, dude, they only give 15 minutes to vote! American Idol gives you several hours to keep calling in and voting for the same person. (Vote early and vote often. It's the American way.) So does this mean they'll... read more