SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. gangster aristophanes and his lysistrata 2. various hidden polaroids and the camera that made them 3. a shirt with pins in it that i meant to sew 4. fake canvas for painting 5. spiders lurking in corners 6. a dusty keyboard 7. a small piece of my book collection SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? yes 2. Does someone like you? yes 3. Last kiss? ^that someone 4. Been led on? no 5. Been cheated on? no 6. Want a relationship? have one... read more