I managed to eat some canned peaches by using my tongue...

I managed to eat some canned peaches by using my tongue to smash them against my upper teeth until I could swallow. Oh man. You guys. Semi-solid food. I’m not sure you understand what a triumph this represents. I’m so proud. Extraction appointment tomorrow. I feel like… I feel like the night before Halloween, back when my dad used to stay up all night making costumes for me. The costumes were always great – Dad doesn’t really know how to separate puppetry from the other aspects of his life, so... read more

Okay, the saga ends here. I got the final note from a now official "ex" (uuuugh) saying that he didn't make a stupid mistake, that he really didn't actually have feelings for this here girlie. Ugh, it sucks so much! I wrote back that I always had a feeling he was gay, and now I know for sure. Sometimes my tongue in cheek doesn't translate on paper--oh well, it's over anyway. Lame! But as I said, moving on, moving on....I had planned to spend all day baking and/or lounging in a coffee shop. We're...

Title: Things We Mistook for Contempt (1/2) Recipient: sexyscholar Author/Artist: Some perv ;) Rating: R Pairing (other than D/R): Draco/Paul M Summary: Draco goes on a mini-break. Disclaimer: Everything’s disclaimed, yo! Warnings: AU for ‘where the fuck did all the magic go?’, language and—well, just downright weirdness :3 Author’s notes: Let me start by saying: SKJFH I’M SORRY sexyscholar ! You gave me an awesome prompt, awesome, which I went ahead messed...

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