We talked about John Holmes, bananas, and soul stealing today in Art. And we watched Spongebob. And the fire alarm went off THREEEEE MILLION TIMES. Not only does it make the ERZNT ERZNT ERZNT ERZNT panic noise, but it has this lovely flashing light that makes the whole room go bright and eyerape all of us. And art teacher was talking about this guy in this soap who got his soul stolen because he had sex with a thousand women and my glorious comeback was, "Michael Lupo had sex with a thousand men... read more
