I know I'm like pretty much 3 months early but this was just hilarious Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August and I robbed a bank (-50 points) . In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points) . Last week I helped see the light (8 points) . Last month I set 's puppy on fire (-66 points) . In July I bought porn for (10 points) . Overall, I've been nice (228 points) . For Christmas I deserve a toy train ! Sincerely, sasha_nobody... read more
