Carla and me went to the Homestead for a couple hours last night. Some weirdo Chris Farley with a mullet (wearing jean overalls) guy was there. The freak got behind Carlas head and was mimicking her talking (we were sitting across from each other). He thought he was amusing. He was but not for the reason he thought. He was just funny to look at. It was the weirds mullet. Anyhow, he ended up sticking his nose in Carlas hair, trying to smell it. :-P He's lucky she didn't punch him in the face when... read more