So, um, I've been reading rather a lot of cleolinda lately --- particularly Movies in Fifteen Minutes, True Blood recaps, chapter-by-chapter commentaries on the Twilight books; not so much her actual journal entries --- and, uh, this episode was begging to be mocked even more than every episode of Charmed in the history of ever and, see, it's been way too long since I've written anything other than a list or a first sentence or an O HAI THIS WAS MY DAY entry and, well, I have a lot of... read more