Today my boyfriend's brother sneaked into the apartment in the middle of the night. He stared at my boobs and made stupid jokes and then they both left with barely an explanation. FML. * * * Today I left a loving message on my boyfriend's voice mail and he didn't call me back. FML. * * * Today I baked cookies for my boyfriend and left him a cutesy note, and then just when he arrived back home I got pinned to the ceiling by a creep with cheap contact lenses and burned to death. FML. read more
