Grumpy Old Cannibals

Yesterdays post about Charlton Heston dying, inexorably led to scottobear and I trading jokes about Soylent Green. Today I learn that Ted Turner was going on about global warming leading to cannibalism in another ten or twenty years... Coincidence? Well, yeah but still funny. read more

*ahemm*  my WEEKEND!! But first some awesome similes and metaphors D: 1. The inside of my house today looked like a dark cave. 2. My cat runs as if she is floating. 3. My fish act like cannibals and eat each other. 4. My sisters and I laugh like the hyenas in The Lion King. 5. My favourite song sounds like incoherent chickens. 1. My house is a castle with music blaring from it. 2. My cell phone is my best friend. 3. My bedroom is the pumpkin in Cinderalla. 4. My parents are smiley faces. ...

In the year 1848, something unusual happened in a Hydesville, New York cabin. Two sisters, Kate and Margaret Fox, contacted the spirit of a dead peddler, became instant celebrities, and sparked a national obsession that spread all across the United States and Europe. It was the birth of modern Spiritualism. The whole world, it seemed, was ripe for communication with the dead. Spiritualist churches sprang up everywhere and persons with the special gift or "pipeline" to the "other...

Been a hard week. Still really sick and have been in bed with a sore throat and fever that keeps coming back. Totally exhausted and out of it. So crazy. No energy to really update. Had intercession for over an hour as soon as I got into the prayer room today and I was so broken before the Lord. I see my own weakness, all my faults, so much darkness...and yet He keeps on loving me. Why is that? Can't He see who I am? Why does he want to use me at all? My roommates keep getting sick and passing it...

So I goes to the track to meet my guy.  He knows all the dogs and horses down to the letter, down to who sniffed who where and how.  He give me the hot tips and I bring him his favorite coffee. I come with the joe, the good stuff, and he's there where he always is, smoking like a radiator. Dose'll kill ya one day, I says.  This might as well be our password. He look up, got this strange glint in his eye, so I give him the cup and sit down.  I says to him, Ya got sumpin hot for me? He turns to...

Sorry I've been too lazy/busy to post lately. But here are some random things. I found out the other day from L. that Sesame Street has been sanitized. The Cookie Monster is now the Bagel Monster. WTF? As L rightly points out, if you are going to pick something to replace cookies, why not pick something really healthy like asparagus. Also, they have canceled the Grouch's contract, I guess because it's not good to encourage kids to be grouchy and messy. God forbid. L says that Grouch is her favorite...