I want to get my uterus removed so I don't have to deal with this nonsense. If it's possible to die from period-related blood loss, I recommend you start writing eulogies and buying black dress clothes. BLARG. (My mom emailed me when I was in Brattleboro to inform me that she'd used the word blarg and missed me. I didn't realize blarg was one of my catch phrases. Apparently I'm a trend-setter.) So, yeah, the past few days were spent gloriously enjoying self in Brattleboro with Courtney ( ... read more
