FAT

When I sit in front of the computer, I won't go to the kitchen all day long. (: When I sit in front of the computer, I won't study at all. ): When I study, there will always be chocolate beside me. :): So, which one should I chose? :/ read more

Today was an ok day.  I feel like I am fighting a terrible addiction.  I think about food all the time even though I am tired of being fat.  I am always wondering what my next meal will be.  When did food become so important in my everyday life?  When did I go from thinking about what I would do next to what I would eat next?  I am not really sure.  I do know that some how I will beat this and I will become a more normal size.  How, I am not sure.  I am trying to not over eat and to eat normal proportions...

I wrote a Guide! (Whoa ... hold on a sec ... You mean, you ... YOU ... Ricardo ... artist, novelist, Bohemian, wrote a ... GUIDE??? Are you serious?) Yes, I am. I wrote a Guide. (I still don't get it. Why would YOU of all people ... write a ... GUIDE?) Just for the hell of it, I suppose. Plus, maybe I want to help out ... (Nooooo! You don’t mean that! Goodness gracious, whom do you want to help out?) Uh ... well ... Fat women. I mean, girls. I mean, women. No, actually, girls. Maybe I should...

I really dig the end of the new Fat Rant - I'll try to be nicer to you, too . Watch it (it's short)!

It's like Christmas all over again! Only with fewer presents, and more, ah, supernatural honeymoons. Actually, I guess that's not like Christmas at all, at least around my house. Maybe yours. Anyway! The new anthology is out today! Order from Amazon Order from Barnes & Noble online CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST .... If you comment on this post, you'll be in the running for a supernaturally awesome set of romantic notecards: And go visit p_n_elrod 's LJ for another great contest...

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