So yesterday I took my private Leer jet to Mississippi. I realized that the only people that can't spell "Mississippi" (em-i-essess-i-essess-i-peepee-i) are people from Mississippi. Of course, I realize that it must be difficult to pronounce "essess" when you only have three teeth, so the little "em-i-essess-i-essess-i-peepee-i" ditty wouldn't be as useful to them as it is to, say, Californian schoolchildren. Oh well, at least they don't have to wrap their moonshine-soaked brains around the concept... read more
