RICHARD THE THIRD PERSON The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to the interior, where we see all the housemates sitting around watching TV. Family Guy is on. Peter: (on TV) Hey, Lois, can you get in the kitchen and get me a sandwich? Lois: Get you a sandwich? I swear, Peter, that's even more degrading than the time I used to work for R. Kelly! Cut to a teenaged Lois dressed in a maid's uniform standing in the bathroom of a large mansion. R. Kelly: Now you're okay with... read more