Which is tackier: chipped balck nail polish, or over-bitten nails? chipped black nail polish. Is your sense of humor crude (toilet, crotch) or highbrow (sarcasm, irony)? highbrow. crude humor just irritates me. When was the last time you built a sandcastle? a good 14 years ago. If you HAD to change one physical trait, what would it be? shrink my love handles. If you HAD to change one personality trait, what would it be? i wasn't so standoffish. What is the best part of your life... read more