Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a Grape Nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you "Hooked On A Feeling"? Are you hooked on gin and tonics? Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you "Hooked On Phonics"? Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey?... read more