Dear weathergods

I just wanted to ask if I by any chance can have a bit of good weather  tomorrow afternoon.  I´m fine with just no rain.. or only a little bit of it. I don´t demand sunshine and temperatures above 25° C. This can´t be that difficult, can it?! I finally for the first time want to go there:  http://www.japantag-duesseldorf-nrw.de/index.php?id=305&L=1 I´ve always missed this event in the last years... for several reasons. This year I don´t have any other plans for the day (besides to the mentioned... read more

Dear America, Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercia! l that c omes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without...

This week's community challenge is: Weekly Challenge #17: Dear Jack If you have a prompt suggestion for future weekly challenges please leave them here ! Alternatively, if you have a prompt suggestion for future monthly challenges, please leave them here !

THE JOHN GRIER HOME, Off and on, all day Friday. Dear Judy: You will be interested to hear that I have encountered another enemy--the doctor's housekeeper. I had talked to the creature several times over the telephone, and had noted that her voice was not distinguished by the soft, low accents that mark the caste of "Vere de Vere"; but now I have seen her. This morning, while returning from the village, I made a slight detour, and passed our doctor's house. Sandy is evidently the result of environment...

CAMP McBRIDE, July 29. Dear Judy: This is to tell you that the mountains are higher than usual, the woods greener, and the lake bluer. People seem late about coming up this year. The Harrimans' camp is the only other one at our end of the lake that is open. The clubhouse is very scantily supplied with dancing men, but we have as house guest an obliging young politician who likes to dance, so I am not discommoded by the general scarcity. The affairs of the nation and the rearing of orphans...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put money in callyperry 's expired parking meter (14 points) . Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points) . Last Saturday I bought porn for barryleiba (-10 points) . In August ozdachs and I robbed a bank (-50 points) . Last Wednesday I put gum in joedecker 's hair (-12 points) . Overall, I've been naughty (-64 points) . For Christmas I deserve a spanking ! Sincerely, wooddragon...