Chuck’s Family by Simon Wilsey June 10, 2009 Chuck’s family didn’t like him very much, so they decided one day, when Chuck was eight years old, to leave and never come back. They left in the afternoon, while Chuck was still at school, being held in the principal’s office for dry humping the chalkboard during math class. “Why did you do it, Chuck?” the principal asked. “I don’t know,” Chuck answered. “Your teacher asked you to stop.” “I know.” “The janitor asked you to stop.” “I know.” “Your... read more
