Campers The End Is Nigh

The best thing about camping has to be the whole peeing thing. Sometimes I just want to get up out of my seat, walk ten feet, and piss in the refrigerator. But this is America in 2008; I gotta use the fucking toilet like every other hump out there. The worst thing? Waking up itching in so many places you're cursing the day they invented toenail clippers because the mosquitos took one look at your plump, sweaty white ass and saw an earlybird special at Old Country Buffet. Everything else just kinda... read more

... r-round 4 ... Remember! - Applicants, respond anonymously. - If you're going to do the whole "ask me if I voted you out!" thing, please state who you voted out. - No speculating about the identity of the applicants! Now VOTE . CLOSED! Character: Charley J. Krishund ("Cherry") Series: Vassalord Character Age: Physically 28, actually over a hundred years old. Job: Puncture Wound Specialist Canon: The world of Vassalord is a semi-modern Earth with all the comforts of home...

Sequel to the infamous Wicked book (that I loved oh so much, and suddenly feel like I am the only one). It’s the journey of Liir, who may be the son of Elphaba, but he doesn’t know, Elphie or Nanny didn’t tell him, and the Maunts that were there when he and Elphaba came to the Mauntary aren’t telling. The story starts with Liir being found almost dead by a party of Ozians being brought to the Emerald City and hoping to not get raided and their faces scraped by unknown evil forces. Things in Oz...