The best thing about camping has to be the whole peeing thing. Sometimes I just want to get up out of my seat, walk ten feet, and piss in the refrigerator. But this is America in 2008; I gotta use the fucking toilet like every other hump out there. The worst thing? Waking up itching in so many places you're cursing the day they invented toenail clippers because the mosquitos took one look at your plump, sweaty white ass and saw an earlybird special at Old Country Buffet. Everything else just kinda... read more
