Ok, so get this, last weekend I’m sitting in this local bar having a beer as usual, now, I’m not alone, I’m with my buddy brad, we frequent this bar, occasionally buying girls drinks trying to get lucky, you know how it is. Anyways, I started realizing something, there are no more new girls… I think I’ve hit on and bought each girl that has ever and will ever come to this bar a drink…that sucks! I don’t know how else to pick up girls, I’ve never known anything else! Before I breakdown into a panic... read more
