Since by all means I am spiritually orphaned, I... no that's not a good way to start. Actually what I want to say is this. You've noticed how I've changed my titles? This is only the first step toward redemption. My next step is going to be the hardest yet. I need to find a spiritual mother. I need to find one quick... It's got to be someone who meets these criteria: A) It's got to be someone I can love, but not someone I can even fathom myself having any sort of sexual relations with. B) It's... read more
