What follows is a story detailing explicit acts of someone who is over 18, and some food which is hopefully under 18. I don't think there's an age of consent for food, so I don't think there are any legal issues there. Point is, if you don't like reading this sort of thing, or it's not legal (or allowable) for you to read it, then don't. It's much like Wikipedia - if you say "I went on Wikipedia and I saw a penis! Think of the children!", then my reply is "then don't look for penises". Similarly... read more
