Got pulled over. Barney Fucking Fife walked up to my car acting all big and bad with his gut puffed up and chest out. My fucking 13 year old cousin could probably kick his ass. After a bit of negotiating he asked me to get out of the car. So I did, and when I did, not thinking, I threw something on the ground. Barney Fife says 'What the hell was that?'. He rants about how it's littering and that bullshit. 'I oughta write you a 500$ ticket for that pal'. Go ahead you fucking idiot. Damn rookies.... read more
