ATTN: FUCKTARDS! (especially the losers who buy things on NF) MY AMAZON GIFT CERTIFICATE BALANCE IS RUNNING LOW! you know what this means! go here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067L6TQ/ref=topnav_giftcert_a and email them to me at ladychang.em@gmail.com. Get on it, idiots!!! Edit: Will be away for January. Vacation time! I expect to see LOTS OF TRIBUTES in my mailbox. Otherwise, I'm going to be pissed! Want to serve me? -- Nite Flirt (phone... read more