I have recently come to the conclusion that Asian people are secretly Vampires. I didn't just come up with this out of thin air. Oh no, I have compiled many facts to back up this theory of mine. In fact, I don't know why this subject hasn't been brought up before. One look outside on a sunny day in Asia is proof enough that there is something not quite right about their behavior. Here is all the evidence I have compiled thus far: Exhibit A: Umbrellas AKA An Asian's constant companion (See... read more
