.. .so, in tribute to all the teachers out there, public, private, and home, who are doing the best they can against the assults of TV, videogames, the computer, disenaged parents, and the current culture, here's a bit of humor to start off your year. After all, as my mom used to say: May as well laugh as cry. Students' greatest creativity can be unwitting... Here are two accounts of the human civilisation, compiled from a morass of such student creativity. The provenance of the first essay... read more