Ahhhh business travel

So Ive decided that traveling for workin a word sucks.  Im tired of eating out for every meal.  The flight out here (the long one, from Chicago to LA) was awful (thank you, airline industry for sucking even worse than you used to)I think we need a corporate jet.  And my body is out of whack, too.  Ive actively been up since 5:45am, and cant go back to sleep.  Of course, I went to bed at 8pm local time, too.  :-/  The first night, there was no free wireless Internet in the hotel.  Ten bucks for... read more

Author: Mad Andy Band: Blackheart Mountain - a totally fictional creation! Characters: Various Disclaimer: Although this tale features characters that share an awful lot of characteristics with the individuals who go to make up the featured rock band, it isn't them. I'm fully aware of that fact; they're completely their own people, and this is a fantasy based on their stage personas, interviews and other material in the public domain. No malice or impeachment is intended to the band, their...

Mitch Hedberg was my favorite comedian of all time. Hardly a day goes by when I don't quote one of his great one-liners. Sadly, Mitch died in March 2005, but I know that he and his jokes will be remembered for a long time. I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow shit! I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula. I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it's the bullshit replica, cause dude didn't even get his degree...