I WAS IN A PUB, THE UTHER KNIGHT, THE AIR WAS THIQK, WITH PURRFUME SMOKE AND DGJHOLKS, MOSTLy BLEW, APART FROM A FEW, BEING TOLD TO THE WIMMIN, BY WUN OR TWO FUNNy BLOKES SUMWUN THREW A DART, THEN THARE WAS A FART, I WUNDURD WOT NEXT TO DO, DOWN A PINT AND HEAD INTU THE LOO, OR PISS OFF NAOW, TO PASTURES GNEW DOGANDUQKIT SAYED A VOIYCE, IT'S A KOPPERS' RAYD, UNLODE YOR STOWNES AND WROQKS, DROP YOR WURKS AND GRAB YOR DURKS, THIS ONE IS AFTER DGJHOQKS IN FROQKS ME A KOPPER, THAT'S A GOOD... read more