A dry parody of "A Day in the Life of Joe Republican" Vas gets up at 5 a.m. and Loki fills her coffeepot with water to prepare the morning coffee They choose coffee today because she isn't forced to buy tea from a Colony at an astronomical tax rate. Her coffee is Puerto Rican, as consumer freedom allows her to buy coffee grown by a family farm that she trusts, rather from beans produced by slave labor in Africa or South America. The well water is clean and free of toxic adulterants like flouride... read more
