- I upgraded from Scotland to the U.S. not that there was anything wrong with Scotland - it was just Scottish and rainy and I saw a few two many kilts blow up into the wind. - I downgraded a very nice car to a cheap, hunk of junk I'm gonna' end up leaving behind. - More fast food from the road but, you know, I eat the occasional salad...occasionally. - I'm gay! Hah. I know, I even crack myself up. But the list topic practically begged me to fake come out. - What else. Oh, right, I have new employment... read more