technophile : Rick Astley quivered in anticipation as he looked upon his soon-to-be lover. He couldn't believe the old lines had worked on a man like Chuck Norris -- that he'd never give him up, that he'd never let him down, that he'd never run around and desert him -- but he'd had to tell him how he was feeling, had to make him understand. And to his surprise, work they had, and here they were -- here he was in Chuck's bedroom, his trademark shades and trench coat shed and lying the... read more