2 27 Lickety Split SRSLY

NYC - Manhattan Mall - Lickety Split      Each and every single time that winter seems to give way to the possibility of spring, the snow comes. The only positive side to such down days is the fact that the sun still likes to shine. The sun, however, does not necessarily mean warmth, and so staying in doors is extremely beneficial at this point.      There's one young girl who is doing just that. She's staying in her home.      The mall.      With all the confidence in the world, the teen... read more

So.. I've been awake since 6:30 this morning... I had a really fucked up dream, where I was appliance shoping for some reason, and a stove attempted to kill me. Srsly. It scared the fucking shit out of me... It was plugged in for some reason, and that's what was giving it the power to try and murder me.. So one of the workers had to unlpug the bitch, and smash it to itty bitty pieces. Then I was supposed to go to Timmy Ho's with Jodie and Matt, but my mom was driving me somewhere for some reason...

My dad left this morning to drive to North Carolina. He's going to be gone for three weeks, so he and my step-mom took me out to dinner last night as an early birthday celebration. We went to Kenny's Pan-Asian Grill, which is a relatively new restaurant, minimally but beautifully decorated, and absolutely delicious. We started with crab rangoon and a dim sum platter, and then my dad and I split a massive mixed plate of sushi and sashimi. It was SO GOOD. We also had a Monkey roll, which was a shrimp...

To shit with Lord Voldemort, we just walked into a store a split second after five armed goonies held up the place. I'm talking rubbing shoulders with the armed ghetto unfabulous here. So. creepy. So lucky we didn't get involved despite Joko forcing her way in the midst of the ghetto armada-- texting! teeeexting!-- so we can get refreshing! drinks! and treats for our dogs. So we were on our way home, right, the nearestby Starbucks was closed and we were like, I know! Mini Stop! Which is like...

        So I was perusing through Readers Digest (was I taking a dookie? It's possible; when else does an 18 year old male read Readers Digest? I'll leave it for you to guess... and imagine... ;D) and I happened upon this long article about odd human behavior and whether or not it's normal or you're fucking crazy. "Are you NORMAL or NUTS? By William Speed Weed" (I wish I was making this up). Well it was less of an article than a Q&A session with numerous fictional characters about their kooky...

some of you may recall one or two of sarah's infamous birthday cakes: well this year's cake isn't as creative, but it pretty much rules: for those who have trouble understanding the ramblings of a 14 year old girl on the internet, that cake says "totes, lawlz, k thx bai, srsly, o rly?" AND "roflcopter," all on a FUDGIE THE WHALE CARVEL CAKE!!!!!! so most of you would probably say to yourselves, "wow, that cake would make my birthday totally awesome!" but this year we TOOK IT UP A NOTCH...