25 most disturbing sex toys

Because it alternately amused and horrified me, I had to share... http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html read more

Okay, so, I bought THREE Watchmen toys tonight. And I had planned to do this big story with my Watchmen toys and act out crazy hijinks but um ... these dolls are like, not meant to be played with. :-( I guess that makes sense, given that multiple joints of articulation are for, like, children and Watchmen isn't for children, but ... yeah, these dollies are pretty much made for standing on your desk and collecting dust. :-( Rorschach can move his arms (YAY!) and one of his hands can be replaced with...

Unsafe Sex Products * Listen to the audio version, Open Source Sex 29: Unsafe Sex Products (MP3) * Also check out the BoingBoing post about this page, with reader commentary: "Guide to unsafe sex products" (boingboing.net) Sex toys are an awesome gateway to an incredible sex life. These silly, bizarre little (or big) things can lead to hours of orgasmic exploration, self-discovery, sexual self-reliance and even deeper intimacy between couples (or a hilarious comedy of errors, depending). But...

  Well, it's the holidays. Time for decorations, family, presents and really disturbing public images. In the category of toys that talk to you or make noises when you simply pass the shelves we have the "OMG-Let-Me-Shoot-It-Please-Parrot".  This fucker is everywhere and seems to catch me every time.  I have learned to go to the bathroom before I start down the toy isle to avoid any 'issues'.  Also in this category is the new Elmo; the one that comes in an enclosed box.  This disturbs...

I've spent the past few days with my family and stuff over Christmas :3 Didn't get much cause we don't really celebrate it but my Dad gave me some money and my mum's partner's family gave me some cute little knick-knacks, like a hot chocolate set. Today I went shopping in Chadstone with my sister, one of the biggest shopping centres around here, for after Christmas sales. TOTALLY A BAD IDEA. The place was packed with people doing exactly the same thing, and the sales weren't even that good, almost...

Don't ask how I found web site. It lists the 25 most 'disturbing' sex toys the authors could find on the internet. Now, it's clear to me that the site's authors are much more easily disturbed than most people I know, so ymmv. But the 'Area 51 Love Doll' alone is worth a visit.