10 Things I Would Do if I Was a Hot Girl

10. Make out with other hot girls 9. Chronic masturbation 8. Take lots of MySpace style vanity pics and put them on the web 7. Attempt to pee standing up     7.a. If successful, declare: "Ha!"     7.b. If unsuccessful, declare: "Uggh." 6. Menstruate 5. Openly declare my love for shopping 4. Be oppressed by the patriarchy 3. Expose my midriff 2. Not understand guys 1. Become president read more