10 Reasons Why I Hate Football

Fellow Americans, before you sign my death warrant, know that I am talking about American Soccer, otherwise known as Football in the rest of the world. So relax - it's okay - I'm only poking fun at Soccer! I have been watching Euro 2008 on television, although I can't tell which games have already been played (taped delay anyone?). Oh well - I don't know any of the teams, players, or coaches, so ignorance is bliss. After watching a few key match-ups (as I am told by the announcers) and ingesting... read more

Kevin Kelley has stepped down as Plant City football coach for personal reasons, athletic director Trent Hobbs said Thursday. He resigned late yesterday, Hobbs said. It definitely took me by surprise. Kelley took over the program during the second half of the 2005 season. In 2006 and 2007, he guided the Raiders to the playoffs. Kelley served as Raiders interim head coach in 2005 when Todd Long stepped down midway through the season to take a job as the assistant principal of student affairs...

College Football Data Warehouse California college football fans which are almost always of the Fair Weather type are still stuck in the mindset of the 1960s with Hey, its just a game or Who wants a Zima and some Tofu? and t we all just get along . Still on my sabbatical but had to get these videos up of a Russian cubicle worker going absolutely berserk. Oh.my.God. Now, I'm not saying what the guy did was right. But for anybody trapped in a cubicle hell job, you can at least . College Football...

Football. Football. Football. What can be said about the sport that best represents America? Chosho personally has had a dislike for it for a while for reasons even she doesn't understand. It's a sport that she understands but doesn't know the meaning of, and thus it vexes her immensely. Yet she went to the game today, on the (not quite mandatory) orders of the people who bought her season pass, in order to PuurrHAPS fix her prejudice and attitude towards the sport in general. In a way, it worked...

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Reasons why I hate Monday Night Football: You can only sell one beer per I.D.; the fans are not permitted to have more than one beer in their possession; They do not give a fuck, and will throw little bitchfits if their drunk asses can't have their fifteen beers all at once. Thsi one beer per I.D. rule leads to vendors being called "a fucking joke," "an asshole," "a fucking faggot," among other insults. One person in particular was such an asshole, he told me to "keep the quarters, and save up...