Title: Trying to Communicate Rating: PG Characters: Team, hints of Jack/Ianto Spoilers: Through 2.07, Dead Man Walking Summary: There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic. "I don't care what you say," Gwen said, as they descended the stairs to the Hub, the rolldoor sliding back obligingly as Ianto swiped his keycard. "All I want is a bagel and a cup of coff -- " She had stopped, Ianto realised, because she had bumped into his back. He didn't...