You guys, I am so touched by you all congratulating my friend! This reminds me of when I made my announcement about my book, and my father read all the comments and was extremely moved. 'The internet is so kind!' he said. 'I'm sorry for telling you all those times that you were going to be kidnapped and sold into the white slave trade.' Personally I also feel he should be sorry he said I was bound to be returned, but whatever. Anyway, I made you a thank-you present! Also I felt it was time for...
